First post of the year!!!!!!!!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I hope everyone's recovering from their night of partying.

I LOVE the first of January. There's nothing like it, is there? There's a whole year stretching out in front of me and I know that I'm going to make the very best of it. The most exciting part? I'm not going to be alone on the journey.

And check this out:

Me llamo Will. Necesito un maletero.

Heh. That's sort of a joke since that's supposed to say, "My name is Will. I need a porter." I'm a dork. But I am going to try and learn a few little phrases every day.

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For Orli:

I love the way you rub your eyes when you first wake up in the morning.

(I'm serious about telling you something every day, sweetie.)

Comments

locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

You've really traveled the world being a thief?

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
Dear heart, I've stolen wee baubles from the wealthy on every continent. Don't worry for them, they can well afford to lose what I take and more beside and I'm verra choosy about the comissions I take on.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

That's amazing to me. I couldn't do it, and I shouldn't think it's cool, I'm sure, but...it's cool!

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

*grinning*
Aye, it's an wicked wench that I am and the worst is I havenae shame in it.

*serious*
Thieving and other things kept me from starving while I was alone and mun shift for meself, but you mun think me an amoral lass, for I never did hurt to a soul nor maltreated any. Those I steal from are wicked and callous in their own right and have nae true claim to the treasures I take or at least nae more than those who pay me to take them.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't judge what you've had to do to survive because it's not as if I'm some moral authority. Just be careful! If the people you take things from are wicked and callous, they probably wouldn't think twice about hurting you.

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

Dinna fash yourself, laddie, I've yet to ever even be seen. I am a sneak thief after all, what I believe you Yanks call a cat burgular.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

That's kinda sexy!

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

*sly teasing grin*
And would you care to find out how sexy it is, laddie buck.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*trying not to blush* That would depend on exactly how I'd be finding out...

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
Dinna fash, laddie, I willna touch on what virtue you may have. What I propose is a wee test on your own home, I assume with your man being who he is there is security and who better to test it and find the weaknesses than a thief.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I actually like the sound of that idea...

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

I can teach you how it's done, but you must not tell me anything about the system. I'll show you how a thief would find all they need online and in public record, then I'll show you how it can be breeched and how you may go about fixing the flaws. When I'm done with your security a mouse will nae find a way in without tripping the alarms.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Orlando is going to love that! We both are. I'm always worried about something happening to him.

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

I'll do all I can to see him safe, laddie.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

You're a sweetheart, Kate.

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

*grins impishly*
Let's just say I'll nae have someone else stealing away one of my men.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That makes me feel very secure!

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

*Wicked grin*
At least from all but me?

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I'll just have to take my chances with you, missy.

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

*laugh*
Dinna tempt fate to far, laddie.

ooc- Icon-gasm! God that man is pretty!

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Uh oh, I'd better consider myself warned.


ooc: LOL!! I agree and Will's blushing :-D

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
Och, if you weren't otherwise engaged, I'd for certain sure run you to ground and then there'd be a right rare kebbielebbie.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*giggles* What's a kebbielebbie??

Re: locked from the authorities

[thief-caitir.livejournal.com]

Teeth rattling, bone jarring, hide the eyes of the bairns, neighbors callin' the coppers, sex, laddie.

Re: locked from the authorities

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*blushes bright red* Oh...