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First post of the year!!!!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I hope everyone's recovering from their night of partying.

I LOVE the first of January. There's nothing like it, is there? There's a whole year stretching out in front of me and I know that I'm going to make the very best of it. The most exciting part? I'm not going to be alone on the journey.

And check this out:

Me llamo Will. Necesito un maletero.

Heh. That's sort of a joke since that's supposed to say, "My name is Will. I need a porter." I'm a dork. But I am going to try and learn a few little phrases every day.

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For Orli:

I love the way you rub your eyes when you first wake up in the morning.

(I'm serious about telling you something every day, sweetie.)

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Now laddie, would you be taking up my habits?

*nods* You're being a bad influence on me.

*shakes her head, grinning*
Aye me, I fear I'll be saying quite a few Hail Mary's for that then, won't I?

*laughs* Don't worry, the rate I'm going, I'll have to be right beside you. We could cancel each other out.

*laughs*

By now, if I went to confession, the priest would have a heart attack. Perhaps it's best I stay away.

Oh my god, we have to form a lapsed Catholic club!! You can be president, I'll be treasurer.

We are a wicked wee pair, are we no?

We are! You know, if you ever need an assistant...

I would take you up on that, laddie, but I think Sassenach would nae be pleased.

...Maybe we could both be part of your gang.

*laughs*
You'll have me as a criminal queen yet, will you no.

It would be cool, wouldn't it? You could be like Catwoman and we could be your kittens, or whatever those thug guys she had around were called.

*mock pout*
But I thought you would be my harem.

For all I know, those guys were her harem...

*licks her lips, grinning*
Mmmm, what I couldna think to do, did I have you both. I still say it's a wicked waste.

*giggles, blushing a little* Sorry!

*laughs*
You are nae even a little sorry and well you know it, laddie, for tae you it isna wasted.

You're right! I can't lie. *laughs* But I love knowing that there's no malice there when you say that about us.

*laughs*
A world of covetous thoughts, my lad, but nae a bit of malice. And did you think tae offer what I could wish, I would refuse, for I saw the little green beastie in your eyes when I kissed your man.

I wasn't jealous! Much... *grins*

*giggling*
Nae only as much as the depth of Loch Ness.

I can't help it! *laughs* I never have a clue about what will and won't trigger it!

*laughs*
You've not a thing to fear, laddie. I gave Sassenach a kiss that would have drove a saint to sin and it just as well would have been a peck from my old auntie and her 20 years dead.

*dies laughing*

*giggles*
Perhaps next time I'll try my charms on you, laddie buck, and we'll see who laughs.

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