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porter_inc) wrote2007-01-01 03:13 pm
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First post of the year!!!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I hope everyone's recovering from their night of partying.
I LOVE the first of January. There's nothing like it, is there? There's a whole year stretching out in front of me and I know that I'm going to make the very best of it. The most exciting part? I'm not going to be alone on the journey.
And check this out:
Me llamo Will. Necesito un maletero.
Heh. That's sort of a joke since that's supposed to say, "My name is Will. I need a porter." I'm a dork. But I am going to try and learn a few little phrases every day.
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For Orli:
I love the way you rub your eyes when you first wake up in the morning.
(I'm serious about telling you something every day, sweetie.)
I hope everyone's recovering from their night of partying.
I LOVE the first of January. There's nothing like it, is there? There's a whole year stretching out in front of me and I know that I'm going to make the very best of it. The most exciting part? I'm not going to be alone on the journey.
And check this out:
Me llamo Will. Necesito un maletero.
Heh. That's sort of a joke since that's supposed to say, "My name is Will. I need a porter." I'm a dork. But I am going to try and learn a few little phrases every day.
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For Orli:
I love the way you rub your eyes when you first wake up in the morning.
(I'm serious about telling you something every day, sweetie.)
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Yes, I'm 12.
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Ach a filthy mind, but that's what I love about you, lad. A cockade, my puir wee undereducated American darlin', is a wee rosette of ribbon wie the clan crest pinned to it. You wear it on your cap.
Dinna be telling me you've nae heard of the White Cockade.
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You are most welcome. Tis the least I can do for international relations.
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Ach laddie, you bring out the worst in me, or mayhap it's the best, I canna say for certain which it is.
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The puir laddie. Is it not enough that he wasna graced with being born above the Hieland Line, mun he also bear the burden of my transgression.
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And when it becomes too much for my puir Sassenach, you'll kiss him and make it all better, aye?
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And a great sacrifice it is I'm sure. Should you need any help wie that burden, you gie me a call, aye?
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I'd say I would take up your light work, but having noticed how he filled his trousers, I'm thinking there's not a thing light about Sassenach.
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And there it is, my reward for a job well done. I do adore making you blush, laddie.
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Well you could try challenging me to a game of kilt inspector.
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