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First post of the year!!!!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I hope everyone's recovering from their night of partying.

I LOVE the first of January. There's nothing like it, is there? There's a whole year stretching out in front of me and I know that I'm going to make the very best of it. The most exciting part? I'm not going to be alone on the journey.

And check this out:

Me llamo Will. Necesito un maletero.

Heh. That's sort of a joke since that's supposed to say, "My name is Will. I need a porter." I'm a dork. But I am going to try and learn a few little phrases every day.

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For Orli:

I love the way you rub your eyes when you first wake up in the morning.

(I'm serious about telling you something every day, sweetie.)

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*giggling*
Nae only as much as the depth of Loch Ness.

I can't help it! *laughs* I never have a clue about what will and won't trigger it!

*laughs*
You've not a thing to fear, laddie. I gave Sassenach a kiss that would have drove a saint to sin and it just as well would have been a peck from my old auntie and her 20 years dead.

*dies laughing*

*giggles*
Perhaps next time I'll try my charms on you, laddie buck, and we'll see who laughs.

Then you'll make Orli jealous!

*laughs*
Well I could just have you both at once and be that much the happier for it.

That is a brilliant plan!

*giggles*
Is that an offer, laddie?

Sure! Strap us down and have your way!

*grins*
Temptation, thy name is William. And you even included restraints! You do know the way to my larcenous little heart, lad.

*laughs* Apparently, I'm a very wicked man!

*giggles*
Deliciously so, laddie. You gie me a sweet dream tae take tae my virginal bed tonight.

*laughs, then clears his throat* Happy to oblige... *giggles*

*mock pouts*
Ach and I dinna even get a blush with that sally.

*grins* Aww, I'm sorry! I can never tell what'll make me blush.

*laughs*
I'll keep trying, laddie. I'm certain sure I'll figure you out and I have to strip you down. Come to think that sounds delightful.

*laughs, blushing a little* Okay, you did that on purpose.

*laughs*
And did you think I wouldna, laddie?

You're a wicked woman! If you were a man, I'd really be in trouble.

*wicked grin*
And you think yourself safe, my fine wee mannie?

Well, there isn't the danger of me falling into bed with you if you're not a man. *grins*

*laughs*
You dinna know my powers of persuasion, laddie.

ooc-Katie just loves Will, finally a man she can flirt and tease with and not have to worry about him making a move.

Uh oh, should I tell Orlando to get me a chastity belt to keep my honor intact?

ooc: LOL Will's getting such a kick out of her!

*wicked grin*
Laddie, I'm a thief. Do you think I canna pick a lock?

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