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First post of the year!!!!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I hope everyone's recovering from their night of partying.

I LOVE the first of January. There's nothing like it, is there? There's a whole year stretching out in front of me and I know that I'm going to make the very best of it. The most exciting part? I'm not going to be alone on the journey.

And check this out:

Me llamo Will. Necesito un maletero.

Heh. That's sort of a joke since that's supposed to say, "My name is Will. I need a porter." I'm a dork. But I am going to try and learn a few little phrases every day.

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For Orli:

I love the way you rub your eyes when you first wake up in the morning.

(I'm serious about telling you something every day, sweetie.)

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*tries for bright and happy*

Well I suppose I dinna learn my lesson for here I am again.

*smiles, teasing* Sweetie, you didn't stand a chance. The second anyone sees Orli, they fall under his magic spell. Personally, I think he made a deal with the devil.

*laughs*
Ach now that is one lovely Sassenach you've found yourself, laddie, for certain sure.

Unfortunately for me the man isna your darlin' lad. His name is Henry Jekyll and just like Callum he loves a woman who loves another. I swear by the blessed Virgin, I mun be cursed to fall for men who canna love me back.

*a little more serious* That sucks. Eloquent, I know. But... That really sucks. Does he know how you feel?

Nay and I willna tell him. I've enou' pride to wish tae keep some small piece of dignity in this sorry affair. It is rather like being in an headon auto accident on the motorway, you see what is coming and you know twill be painful, but you havena the power to stop it.

It's good he doesn't know. It's sometimes worse and really frustrating when the object of your desire knows and it doesn't change anything. Who is this other woman in love with?

I dinna know, only that he has gone and isna likely to return.

Saints above, but I mun sound pathetic. I am nae the type to be sae foolish and yet I couldna help myself.

You don't sound pathetic. Katie, don't be hard on yourself for something your heart did to you. You'll find someone who'll make you forget all about this guy.

But lad, I wasna wanting to find any man at all, even Henry. I was content with my life.
*teasing grin*
Well perhaps you and Sassenach, if I could have you.

*grins* As if we have any control over who we love.

Well, you could have us, but we're not really housebroken.

I believe I could contrive to train you both up right, laddie.

Okay, but you can only use positive reinforcement. No swatting us with rolled up newspapers.

*grins*
Oh trust me laddie, the reinforcement would be a pleasure indeed, for all of us.

*blushes, laughing* Ahhh! You got me!

*laughs*
But you make yourself such a lovely target, laddie mine.

I have to be more careful what I say to you! *laughs softly*

*laughs*
Ach, now you wouldna deny me my fun would, mo caraid?

Jeez, when you put it that way... I should still watch what I say! *grins*

*laughing harder*
Devil take ya, you wicked wee mannie. I love you, laddie mine, I have nae laughed nor flirted sae much in quite a while.

Always a pleasure to be of service to such a charming lass! *grins* I wish I had the accent.

Well bundle up your Sassenach and get your lovely American arse over here and I'll have you talking like a Hieland Man in no time a'tall.

*laughs* I'll have to talk to my Sassenach about when we can do that! And I want to get one of those little hats with the puffy ball on top, too.

Nay laddie, what you need is a Heiland bonnet with a Macgregor cockade rather than a tam.

Cockade? *giggles*

Yes, I'm 12.

*laughs*
Ach a filthy mind, but that's what I love about you, lad. A cockade, my puir wee undereducated American darlin', is a wee rosette of ribbon wie the clan crest pinned to it. You wear it on your cap.

Dinna be telling me you've nae heard of the White Cockade.

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