Important announcement

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I've just renamed my car.

Originally, it was Legolas because it's gorgeous and I thought naming it Orlando would be too weird. But thanks to Ray, I'm going to rename it Orlando because:

1) It's way too much fun to be a guy and compare the love of my life to my car. You know, that whole sleek lines, gorgeous body, fast moving thing.

2) I think my car is one of the most beautiful things in my life and it should share a name with the man who actually is the most beautiful, precious thing in my life.

3) It'll be fun to make Ray (and everyone else) cringe with all my talk about driving Orlando, riding in him, revving his engine, etc.

Of course, I can go back to Legolas if that's just too weird for you, Boo.

Comments

[logan-maxwell.livejournal.com]

*laughs* And I thought I had it bad!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I'm such a goner.

[logan-maxwell.livejournal.com]

*nods* That you are! But, what a way to go...

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I really shouldn't be allowed near my computer sometimes.

[logan-maxwell.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Now where would be the fun in that?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess it is fun to make a fool of myself in front of everyone. *laughs*

[logan-maxwell.livejournal.com]

You have a good excuse for doing so though. *smiles* If your going to be a fool, for love is the best reason.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

You're right! Though I have a feeling that if you did it, you'd still manage to look cool.

[logan-maxwell.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh I don't know about that. I usually end up turning red.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwww! Sorry. Red Logan is just really cute.

[logan-maxwell.livejournal.com]

*groans and rolls his eyes*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You make it sound like I came up with the whole sleek lines, gorgeous body, fast moving thing... I only said the riding bit - almost totally innocently, I might add.

*successfully cringing*

Oh.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

[orlandomuse.livejournal.com]

You are completely mad!!!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault!

[orlandomuse.livejournal.com]

It is!!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* If I had a boat, I would have named it after you, but I don't. I have a car. I've never wanted to name anything after anyone before.

[orlandomuse.livejournal.com]

Why a boat?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Because guys always seem to name their boats after their significant others.

[orlandomuse.livejournal.com]

Ohh!

You know I adore you.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I'm getting that impression from you, sweet lips.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

3) It'll be fun to make Ray (and everyone else) cringe with all my talk about driving Orlando, riding in him, revving his engine, etc.

No. I'm just going to laugh.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Hee! Even better!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Maybe I should name my bike Xena so we can torment everyone together.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Now you're talking!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I think I'm going to straddle Xena and take her for a nice long ride. You want to come along for the ride? Can't help the laughter.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Think she can handle the both of us riding her at once? I know Orlando can handle four.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Cocks a brow. SO where does the fourth one... Snake burst into laughter. .. I'm not even going to say it.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* You don't want to know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

You're right. I don't.

[guitaraway.livejournal.com]

My car is just called Car but that's mostly because its a just a crappy Jetta. That, and if I named it Carlos it would be weird since the majority of our first date took place in it. *coughs and looks away grinning*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* But that would be an even better reason to name it after him. Seeing as how you guys, ahem, christened it and everything.

[guitaraway.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. *laughs* But that's so just about everything I own would be called Carlos! Don't lie and say its not the same for you and Orli!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's not true. There are a few rooms in his house we haven't done the deed in and he and I have never done it in my car.

[guitaraway.livejournal.com]

Geez Will! What are you standing around here for then? You boys have work to do!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Once we start living together, I'll make it a point to get it on with him in every room. How's that?

[guitaraway.livejournal.com]

Good. At least twice in each room. And the cars and if you have motorcycles them too. And if you have a backyard don't forget that! *giggles hysterically*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I think we'll have to start buying lube by the case.