porter_inc: (boys wanna have fun)
porter_inc ([personal profile] porter_inc) wrote2006-11-18 08:04 pm
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Important announcement

I've just renamed my car.

Originally, it was Legolas because it's gorgeous and I thought naming it Orlando would be too weird. But thanks to Ray, I'm going to rename it Orlando because:

1) It's way too much fun to be a guy and compare the love of my life to my car. You know, that whole sleek lines, gorgeous body, fast moving thing.

2) I think my car is one of the most beautiful things in my life and it should share a name with the man who actually is the most beautiful, precious thing in my life.

3) It'll be fun to make Ray (and everyone else) cringe with all my talk about driving Orlando, riding in him, revving his engine, etc.

Of course, I can go back to Legolas if that's just too weird for you, Boo.

[identity profile] guitaraway.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. *laughs* But that's so just about everything I own would be called Carlos! Don't lie and say its not the same for you and Orli!

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-11-21 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, it's not true. There are a few rooms in his house we haven't done the deed in and he and I have never done it in my car.

[identity profile] guitaraway.livejournal.com 2006-11-21 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Geez Will! What are you standing around here for then? You boys have work to do!

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Once we start living together, I'll make it a point to get it on with him in every room. How's that?

[identity profile] guitaraway.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. At least twice in each room. And the cars and if you have motorcycles them too. And if you have a backyard don't forget that! *giggles hysterically*

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-11-28 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* I think we'll have to start buying lube by the case.