porter_inc: (boys wanna have fun)
porter_inc ([personal profile] porter_inc) wrote2006-11-18 08:04 pm
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Important announcement

I've just renamed my car.

Originally, it was Legolas because it's gorgeous and I thought naming it Orlando would be too weird. But thanks to Ray, I'm going to rename it Orlando because:

1) It's way too much fun to be a guy and compare the love of my life to my car. You know, that whole sleek lines, gorgeous body, fast moving thing.

2) I think my car is one of the most beautiful things in my life and it should share a name with the man who actually is the most beautiful, precious thing in my life.

3) It'll be fun to make Ray (and everyone else) cringe with all my talk about driving Orlando, riding in him, revving his engine, etc.

Of course, I can go back to Legolas if that's just too weird for you, Boo.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2006-11-20 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should name my bike Xena so we can torment everyone together.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2006-11-20 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'm going to straddle Xena and take her for a nice long ride. You want to come along for the ride? Can't help the laughter.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-11-21 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Think she can handle the both of us riding her at once? I know Orlando can handle four.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2006-11-21 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Cocks a brow. SO where does the fourth one... Snake burst into laughter. .. I'm not even going to say it.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* You don't want to know.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2006-11-22 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right. I don't.