porter_inc | Poster meme!

Well, she would be 38 this year if she was still alive.

Oh man, I'm so sorry for your loss. Espeically since she must have been really young.

She died in Novemeber last year.

God, I'm sorry. That's not long ago at all. I'd hug you but I don't want to scare you.

*laughs and holds up hands, backing away* Oh God no! Not a hug from a man!

Hey, not just a man. A GAY man. I get the feeling we're not too loved around here.

Oh yeah? There are tons of gay guys around here and most seem pretty popular.

Not with the straight ladies. Or maybe it's just one or two. Anyway... *hugs her* I'm really sorry about your mom. You seem like a really sweet girl to me and I'm sure you're going to make her proud.

Thanks. *hugs him back* I never thought of myself as sweet, but okay. *smiles* And which straight girls have a problem with you?

Well, you seem sweet to me. Granted, I haven't hung out with you and seen you get drunk or anything... Are you a mean drunk?

The ones who wish I and my peers weren't gay?

*laughs* Hell no. I'm very friendly. Too friendly, maybe. I'd probably try to get you to fuck me. And I'd probably wind up naked.

Maybe that's just because they think you're such a prime specimen of man they're disappointed they can't have you?

*grins* Man, you are friendly! Well, you'd be perfectly safe with me, and it's got nothing to do with my being gay. I don't fuck drunk girls.

Oh...I never thought of it that way. *laughs* Good one.

That's good of you. But actually, that's only if I get really wasted, which I don't do often. I can hold my liquor pretty well.

Hey, I'm a chick. I know of which I speak.

Okay, good, because I was going to have to worry about you.

*grins* Have a lot of guys disappointed you by turning out to be gay?

Ha, sure you would.

Hmm, not a lot really. I don't have much trouble with men. I mean in general. Or I mean... finding straight men.

I would! I'm a really nice guy, Tess.

I'm not surprised, you know. You're hot. Guys must flock to you.

I know, I can tell. But don't worry, I don't plan on getting that wasted any time soon. I'm cutting back.

Thanks. And yeah. A lot of them pay just to be close to me. *waggles eyebrows*

That's probably a great thing if you're really planning on going to school. Um, not that getting wasted and being in school are mutually exclusive. *coughs*

What's it like having all those men staring at you like that?

Yeah, if I go to school I'm going to concentrate on dancing and stuff. I'm too old for all that partying.

*shrugs* I don't know what it's like not to.

*grins* Yeah, you're ancient. And sound very responsible.

Hmm, I never thought about that

That's a first.

I guess it's cool... but then it depends on the guy. Some are real creeps. Some are decent.

I hate to sound like a cranky old sexist, but if I had a daughter, I think I'd beat down any man who looked at her cross-eyed.

But if you had a son you'd let girls crawl all over him?

Of course. I said I was sexist.

Actually, I think I'd be overly protective of my children, no matter the gender, and they'd end up resenting me and being bizarres shut ins. That's just one reason I don't want any.

I don't know if I ~~can have them~~ do either. I'd probably let them do anything they wanted and they'd wind up hoodlums.

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