Poster meme!

[porter_inc]

I saw this in naughty_tess's journal.

Comments

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Okay, good, because I was going to have to worry about you.

*grins* Have a lot of guys disappointed you by turning out to be gay?

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Ha, sure you would.

Hmm, not a lot really. I don't have much trouble with men. I mean in general. Or I mean... finding straight men.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I would! I'm a really nice guy, Tess.

I'm not surprised, you know. You're hot. Guys must flock to you.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

I know, I can tell. But don't worry, I don't plan on getting that wasted any time soon. I'm cutting back.

Thanks. And yeah. A lot of them pay just to be close to me. *waggles eyebrows*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

That's probably a great thing if you're really planning on going to school. Um, not that getting wasted and being in school are mutually exclusive. *coughs*

What's it like having all those men staring at you like that?

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if I go to school I'm going to concentrate on dancing and stuff. I'm too old for all that partying.

*shrugs* I don't know what it's like not to.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grins* Yeah, you're ancient. And sound very responsible.

Hmm, I never thought about that

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

That's a first.

I guess it's cool... but then it depends on the guy. Some are real creeps. Some are decent.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I hate to sound like a cranky old sexist, but if I had a daughter, I think I'd beat down any man who looked at her cross-eyed.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

But if you had a son you'd let girls crawl all over him?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Of course. I said I was sexist.

Actually, I think I'd be overly protective of my children, no matter the gender, and they'd end up resenting me and being bizarres shut ins. That's just one reason I don't want any.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I can have them do either. I'd probably let them do anything they wanted and they'd wind up hoodlums.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Between your hoodlums and my neurotic rejects, the world would be doomed.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Good thing we're safe so far.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

If only the world knew how grateful they should be to us.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooo shit.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Eh, we'll be heroes after we die. They'll erect statues.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. You said erect.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Heh...heh heh heh... Erect...

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm...

(The comment page is messed up)

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Well, I know we've got something in common. We both like when things are erect.


Fixed. Forgot to change the comments page!

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes we do.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Okay, describe your perfect man.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Erect.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! Mine too!

It's like we were separated at birth...