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porter_inc ([personal profile] porter_inc) wrote2006-03-23 10:32 pm
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Poster meme!

I saw this in [livejournal.com profile] naughty_tess's journal.


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[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heh...heh heh heh... Erect...

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmm...

(The comment page is messed up)

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I know we've got something in common. We both like when things are erect.


Fixed. Forgot to change the comments page!

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, describe your perfect man.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god! Mine too!

It's like we were separated at birth...

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you're not really gay and could be my boyfriend.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I could totally be your boyfriend, girlfriend. Just as long as you didn't mind me sleeping with guys instead of you. Hmm, though that would still make me gay...

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Screw that. I like sex way too much.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
*sigh* Yeah, me too... You need to go uck your two boyfriends senseless and then come back and be my girlfriend.

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Uck them? That sounds gross.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Damn. *curses fingers*

FUCK them.

There. I put the f in fuck.

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you did? You must be pretty good then. Tease.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I am. I can do things with my mouth and tongue that would make you scream and beg me to never stop.

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't stop it you'll have to prove it.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* They'd take away my membership in the Friends of Dorothy Club.

But, you know, I was married for many years. My wife taught me a few things and she'd be able to vouch for me. She might hate me now, but she has to admit I kept her happy in the bedroom.

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, good. So you're not completely adverse to doing things with women. Let's hit the sack.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-04-09 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs*
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