Poster meme!

[porter_inc]

I saw this in naughty_tess's journal.

Comments

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Hey, she wasn't much older than you. And no, she didn't.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Just how old do you think I am...?

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Late 20s, early 30s I guess.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, you're right. I'm 33. So you look like you're late teens, early 20s, though I'm thinking you have to be at least 21 to work as an exotic dancer...

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Late teens? Wow, no oen's thought I was that young for awhile. They always think I'm older. But yes, I'm 22. And you do have to be 18. You should come in some time.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grins* You look young to me. Plus, I'm trying to figure out how old your mom could be....

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Well, she would be 38 this year if she was still alive.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I'm so sorry for your loss. Espeically since she must have been really young.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

She died in Novemeber last year.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

God, I'm sorry. That's not long ago at all. I'd hug you but I don't want to scare you.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

*laughs and holds up hands, backing away* Oh God no! Not a hug from a man!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Hey, not just a man. A GAY man. I get the feeling we're not too loved around here.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? There are tons of gay guys around here and most seem pretty popular.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Not with the straight ladies. Or maybe it's just one or two. Anyway... *hugs her* I'm really sorry about your mom. You seem like a really sweet girl to me and I'm sure you're going to make her proud.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Thanks. *hugs him back* I never thought of myself as sweet, but okay. *smiles* And which straight girls have a problem with you?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Well, you seem sweet to me. Granted, I haven't hung out with you and seen you get drunk or anything... Are you a mean drunk?

The ones who wish I and my peers weren't gay?

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Hell no. I'm very friendly. Too friendly, maybe. I'd probably try to get you to fuck me. And I'd probably wind up naked.

Maybe that's just because they think you're such a prime specimen of man they're disappointed they can't have you?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grins* Man, you are friendly! Well, you'd be perfectly safe with me, and it's got nothing to do with my being gay. I don't fuck drunk girls.

Oh...I never thought of it that way. *laughs* Good one.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

That's good of you. But actually, that's only if I get really wasted, which I don't do often. I can hold my liquor pretty well.

Hey, I'm a chick. I know of which I speak.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Okay, good, because I was going to have to worry about you.

*grins* Have a lot of guys disappointed you by turning out to be gay?

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Ha, sure you would.

Hmm, not a lot really. I don't have much trouble with men. I mean in general. Or I mean... finding straight men.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I would! I'm a really nice guy, Tess.

I'm not surprised, you know. You're hot. Guys must flock to you.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

I know, I can tell. But don't worry, I don't plan on getting that wasted any time soon. I'm cutting back.

Thanks. And yeah. A lot of them pay just to be close to me. *waggles eyebrows*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

That's probably a great thing if you're really planning on going to school. Um, not that getting wasted and being in school are mutually exclusive. *coughs*

What's it like having all those men staring at you like that?

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if I go to school I'm going to concentrate on dancing and stuff. I'm too old for all that partying.

*shrugs* I don't know what it's like not to.