[Locked to friends of Will and Orlando and definitely locked FROM Orli]

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Hey peeps:

This is a heads up about Orli's birthday. In two weeks, he's hitting the big 3-0 and Michael and I are throwing him a surprise birthday party. All the details will be announced later, but this is to warn you that you MUST keep Saturday, January 13th open. If you're not going to be able to attend, you'd better get him an awesome present to make up for missing such an important milestone in his life. I understand that things come up, but you'd better be there if you want to call yourself our friend and don't want me to go all Incredible Hulk on you. I have muscles. Fear them.

Oh my god, I'm so kidding. Seriously, after the year Orlando's had, I would love to have the chance to show him that his real friends still care about him and support him. Even if you don't like me, please give some thought to attending. This is for Orli and I know he would love to see you all there.

Pretty please.

Peace out,
Will

Comments

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

What a great gift that would be, too!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Trust me. If the son-of-a-bitches are snooping around they'll be wishing they didn't. Snake grinned. Maybe Xena can chase them with her sword. Snake started to laugh at the image.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That would be incredible! I would pay to see those bastards have to tangle with the two of you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

If they're there you better get ready to pay.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I'll have cash ready!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Ah, I only accept small unmarked pies. Snake tried to look serious but broke out into laughter.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* I'll get Mom right on that!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Grins. In peach and berry I hope.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

You've got it!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Then those bastards better not be there.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

My plan is to only tell the people who RSVP where the party's going to be. This way, if an invitation gets out, the address won't be on there. I'm also making sure that the venue, the caterers and the decorators know they'll be sued if they leak anything.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Sounds like a plan but you know how reporters are. They could find you anywhere.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Just as long as they're not there when I take Orli in to be surprised. I really, really hope they won't fuck this up.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I'll make sure they're not.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Snake.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

No problem.