Poster meme!

[porter_inc]

I saw this in naughty_tess's journal.

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[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Hell no. I'm very friendly. Too friendly, maybe. I'd probably try to get you to fuck me. And I'd probably wind up naked.

Maybe that's just because they think you're such a prime specimen of man they're disappointed they can't have you?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grins* Man, you are friendly! Well, you'd be perfectly safe with me, and it's got nothing to do with my being gay. I don't fuck drunk girls.

Oh...I never thought of it that way. *laughs* Good one.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

That's good of you. But actually, that's only if I get really wasted, which I don't do often. I can hold my liquor pretty well.

Hey, I'm a chick. I know of which I speak.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Okay, good, because I was going to have to worry about you.

*grins* Have a lot of guys disappointed you by turning out to be gay?

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Ha, sure you would.

Hmm, not a lot really. I don't have much trouble with men. I mean in general. Or I mean... finding straight men.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I would! I'm a really nice guy, Tess.

I'm not surprised, you know. You're hot. Guys must flock to you.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

I know, I can tell. But don't worry, I don't plan on getting that wasted any time soon. I'm cutting back.

Thanks. And yeah. A lot of them pay just to be close to me. *waggles eyebrows*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

That's probably a great thing if you're really planning on going to school. Um, not that getting wasted and being in school are mutually exclusive. *coughs*

What's it like having all those men staring at you like that?

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if I go to school I'm going to concentrate on dancing and stuff. I'm too old for all that partying.

*shrugs* I don't know what it's like not to.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grins* Yeah, you're ancient. And sound very responsible.

Hmm, I never thought about that

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

That's a first.

I guess it's cool... but then it depends on the guy. Some are real creeps. Some are decent.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I hate to sound like a cranky old sexist, but if I had a daughter, I think I'd beat down any man who looked at her cross-eyed.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

But if you had a son you'd let girls crawl all over him?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Of course. I said I was sexist.

Actually, I think I'd be overly protective of my children, no matter the gender, and they'd end up resenting me and being bizarres shut ins. That's just one reason I don't want any.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I can have them do either. I'd probably let them do anything they wanted and they'd wind up hoodlums.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Between your hoodlums and my neurotic rejects, the world would be doomed.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Good thing we're safe so far.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

If only the world knew how grateful they should be to us.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooo shit.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Eh, we'll be heroes after we die. They'll erect statues.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. You said erect.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Heh...heh heh heh... Erect...

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm...

(The comment page is messed up)

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Well, I know we've got something in common. We both like when things are erect.


Fixed. Forgot to change the comments page!

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes we do.