Facts about Will

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Seen around but stolen from Ray.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Will!

1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Will with his left foot.
2. There are 336 dimples on Will.
3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Will are all berries.
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Will is two minutes.
5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Will.
6. The Will-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Will-fights take place there every day!
7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Will!
8. All swans in England belong to Will.
9. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Will every year.
10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Will'.

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Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Will!

Maybe that's the reason for number 4?

You stole it from me?

Hands away from the body! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you for free. D'you understand that?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

It could also be the reason for number 10.

You just want to frisk me!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, you could be right. You like bananas?

*sigh* I need to be more discreet, don't I?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I love bananas! But I wouldn't want to eat myself...

Yeah, you really do.