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porter_inc ([personal profile] porter_inc) wrote2006-12-06 05:41 am
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I'm an asshole

I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I broke down and told Mom about the woman who wrote me claiming to be the product of Tobias's first marriage. I showed her the letter, then she went into her room and hasn't come out since. The door's locked and when I knock on it, she just tells me she needs a moment alone.

I called Ann and Helene to come over, but they were both busy. I was going to call some of her other friends, but I don't know if they know about Dad's first marriage. So, I called Pete. He's on his way.

Update: She let Pete in there to talk to her, but he locked the door behind him. At least I know she'll be okay if he's in there with her, but what kind of damage have I done?

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Well, you know, the only reason I couldn't let my mom marry you is because father-son events would be a bit awkward.

[identity profile] orlandomuse.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Just a bit, yeah! Besides, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you at home, and that could lead to dysfunction.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
We'd end up on Jerry Springer!

I wonder if Mom would find you attractive if you were straight... Sorry, random thought. I mean, if she saw you somewhere, I wonder if she'd hit on you.

[identity profile] orlandomuse.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
WILL! She's your MOTHER!

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* I KNOW! I don't know why I think these things... She'd be horrified if she knew I just said that to you.

But I don't see how anyone couldn't find you adorable, sexy and irresistible.

[identity profile] orlandomuse.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
She'd be horrified?? I'm horrified!!

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'm even a little horrified!!

[identity profile] orlandomuse.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
You should go wash your brain!

[identity profile] orlandomuse.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't want you to get it TOO clean.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* Don't worry. Nothing will ever get it TOO clean. Especially not when you're around.

[identity profile] orlandomuse.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Good!