Well...

[porter_inc]

I walk into my office, turn on my computer, and there's an email from John. It seems he and his girlfriend of nine years have made up and, while he enjoyed our time together, he has to concentrate on giving his daughter with this woman a real home. He didn't mention a date for the wedding, but I pray he doesn't invite me. I'm not quite sure what wedding present to get the man who fucked me and then decided to go back to his woman.

Two questions:

-Why did no one know about this? Sandy, I'm looking at you.
-Is it too early for a drink?

Comments

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I agree. *toasts*

[harlequin21.livejournal.com]

*raises one goblet for self and another for missing boyfriend and solemnly downs both*