porter_inc | Trick or Treat!

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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
will_porter goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as cowboy.
_call_me_snake_ tricks you! You get a rotten egg.
aoutlaw321 gives you 16 mauve mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
goddess_rainbow gives you 19 green cola-flavoured wafers.
logan_maxwell gives you 3 light orange tropical-flavoured gummy worms.
lost_spiritus gives you 5 pink raspberry-flavoured wafers.
lt_wes_janson tricks you! You lose 19 pieces of candy!
orlandomuse tricks you! You get a used tissue.
sgc_spybarbie tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
wickedsinz tricks you! You get a piece of paper.
ynez_castillo tricks you! You lose 6 pieces of candy!
will_porter ends up with 18 pieces of candy, a rotten egg, a used tissue, a scratched CD, and a piece of paper.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
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And if you did that, I'd want to be there! I'm not a fan of cops anymore.

Snake looked curious. What, did the bastards do something shitty?

My ex is a cop. Or was.

I can see why you feel that way.

So let's pelt the hell out of them. Um, if we really were inclined to do that sort of thing...

I'd do it. Unfortunately she's not a cop anymore. Snake had assumed he was talking about his ex-wife that he had mentioned once.

*confused* Who isn't a cop anymore?

You just said your ex wasn't a cop anymore. Snake was confused.

Oh! *smiles* I was talking about my ex boyfriend. My ex wife worked in a law office.

That's where I got thrown off. I thought you meant your ex-wife. Snake smiled. If he was still a cop I'd get his name so I could harass him.

*smiles* He's in prison. Or will be soon, with any luck.

Even better. I end up in enough of those. I should come across him eventually.

Well, if you ever do, feel free to beat the living shit out of him. No, I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't joke about it.

Who said I was joking? Snake shrugged.