Adding it up

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From _call_me_snake_'s journal.

I guess you bold what you've done, add it up and get your total :-)

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 [Note: I have no idea what the point of this is.]
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross-dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before -- $20 [Note: I've gotten drunk and passed out but I remember what happened up to the passing out point. I think... Hmm...maybe I'll just take half the money for this one.]
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15 [Note: It wasn't nasty. It was artistic.]
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 [Note: I was five.]
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

TOTAL: $530.60

Comments

[lt-wes-janson.livejournal.com]

*shakes his head to clear it* Will, I think you might need to invest in a belt. Not that I mind the view mind you, but it is rather hard to think when you look like that.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grins* One of my quirks is liking to be naked. Belts get in the way.

[lt-wes-janson.livejournal.com]

And it's a personal favorite quirk of mine for other people to have too!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That's pretty damn convenient!

[lt-wes-janson.livejournal.com]

I thought so too!