I'll take it in small bills, please.

[porter_inc]

Seen in diamond_whore's journal.

Your Life Is Worth...

$1,095,000

How Much Is Your Life Worth?

Comments

[diamond-whore.livejournal.com]

I thought you would be worth more.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Really? I'm shocked I'm worth so much!

[diamond-whore.livejournal.com]

I thought you would be worth more.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Aww, that's really sweet of you to say. How high do these prices go, anyway?

[diamond-whore.livejournal.com]

I don't know

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I wonder how they come to these figures. Seems to me that a beautiful woman such as yourself should clear 2 mil easy.

[diamond-whore.livejournal.com]

A woman like me?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Sure. You make people happy and you're gorgeous. Isn't that worth a lot?

[diamond-whore.livejournal.com]

You mean I am a whore.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I don't think it would matter how you make people happy, you know.

[diamond-whore.livejournal.com]

So yes, you are saying that. *sighs*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.

[diamond-whore.livejournal.com]

Well, it is the truth.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

And I really didn't mean it in a bad way. You're so beautiful, and it seems to me that people are lucky to have the chance to be with you.

[diamond-whore.livejournal.com]

Of course they are.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

[orlandomuse.livejournal.com]

You're worth more than I am!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I can't believe it! I think this thing's broken.