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porter_inc ([personal profile] porter_inc) wrote2007-03-06 02:26 am
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Ancient meme

If there is at least one person on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.
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[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, say a thousand years?

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-15 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Don't you tempt me.

You know, Orli and I are considering building a cottage a way from the city, maybe near the ocean. Would you be more comfortable coming to visit us if we're not in the city? I know that you have a duty to guard, but when you are able to visit, we'd want it to be comfortable for you.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
You make me wish my wood were near the ocean, to have you live nearer to me.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
*smiles* That would be wonderful, wouldn't it?

When you came to Orlando's party, how long did it take you to get there?

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It was not long, only a three day journey at speed.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-17 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
To show you how spoiled I am, that seems like a very long time to me.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-17 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
The fellowship's journey from Rivendell to the Final battle was near a year, melar, very little of that was by horse.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-17 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
I know it's no big deal to you, but ask me to do a three day journey on foot, and I'd have to pass it up. Is it weird that I find it kinda hot that you had to do that?

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-17 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot? It is merely on foot in front of the other, corma'.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-24 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
*smiles* It's not that, melar. It's your fitness, your stamina, your focus... I find it all really sexy.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-24 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*wicked grin*
And the moreso when turned upon both you and Eruan'are?

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-24 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins*
Only maybe, mely'o'?

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-25 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, definitely. *laughs* Yes, definitely definitely.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
*sexy smirk*
I will keep that in mind when next we meet.
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