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porter_inc) wrote2007-03-06 01:37 am
porter_inc) wrote2007-03-06 01:37 am
Topic 168. Party!
Here, in no particular order, is a list of the best parties I've ever attended:
- Orlando's 30th birthday (can I list this if I helped organize it? Who cares, it's probably the best party I've been to.)
- A frat party my freshman year (the name of the frat escapes me) where I received my first... Where I was pleasured orally for the first time. Funny how something that's over so quickly can leave such a lasting impression. I remember nothing else about that girl but bubblegum pink lipstick.
- My 14th birthday. Dad was out of town and Mom let me have Pete over to spend the night. All we did was listen to music, watch TV (Mom rented us a VCR and some movies) and eat a lot of junk food, but it was awesome. It might not technically count as a party since it was only my best friend, me and Mom, but it was definitely one of my better birthday celebrations.
And now for the worst:
- My wedding reception. I don't have enough time to list the reasons why this rates as one of the worst, but I'm sure you can figure them out.
- Every Christmas party I ever had to attend for work. As much fun as it sounds to be trapped under the mistletoe by drunken female colleagues or the drunken wives of colleagues, it was mainly awkward and did nothing to raise my level of Christmas cheer.
- Every fundraiser/benefit/begging for dollars type thing I attended as a representative of Hamilton-Fairhaven.
- Another frat party later in my freshman year where my shoes were mistaken for a toilet and some poor girl yakked all over them.
- Orlando's 30th birthday (can I list this if I helped organize it? Who cares, it's probably the best party I've been to.)
- A frat party my freshman year (the name of the frat escapes me) where I received my first... Where I was pleasured orally for the first time. Funny how something that's over so quickly can leave such a lasting impression. I remember nothing else about that girl but bubblegum pink lipstick.
- My 14th birthday. Dad was out of town and Mom let me have Pete over to spend the night. All we did was listen to music, watch TV (Mom rented us a VCR and some movies) and eat a lot of junk food, but it was awesome. It might not technically count as a party since it was only my best friend, me and Mom, but it was definitely one of my better birthday celebrations.
And now for the worst:
- My wedding reception. I don't have enough time to list the reasons why this rates as one of the worst, but I'm sure you can figure them out.
- Every Christmas party I ever had to attend for work. As much fun as it sounds to be trapped under the mistletoe by drunken female colleagues or the drunken wives of colleagues, it was mainly awkward and did nothing to raise my level of Christmas cheer.
- Every fundraiser/benefit/begging for dollars type thing I attended as a representative of Hamilton-Fairhaven.
- Another frat party later in my freshman year where my shoes were mistaken for a toilet and some poor girl yakked all over them.