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porter_inc ([personal profile] porter_inc) wrote2007-01-15 04:35 am
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Oh boy!

ooc: Although Will's talking about the party in the past tense, it's still going strong. And he won't be doing a drunken striptease on a table because he's a good boy. Thanks to everyone who's playing! You guys are the best! :-)


First of all, I feel like I'm still recovering from the party and the, um, after party that sort of stretched into Sunday. It's the good kind of recovery that involves lying around with my superhotsexylover, basking in afterglow. I'm glad today's a holiday, though, even if we don't technically have to go to work.

Random thought... Ray told me that Cordy's party was the same day as Orli's even though her birthday's the 14th. I wonder if whoever threw it (I swear he told me, but my brain's fried at the mo) knew that today's a holiday so it could have technically been done on the actual day for her. Bummer. *gasp* Unless it was a conscious decision to have it a day early in a blatant attempt to steal Orlando's thunder!!! Mark my words!!! No one can steal his thunder because A) He's fabulous, B) He's amazing and C) It's secured by The Club.

Oh my god, before you send your cards and letters, I'm totally being sarcastic (except for the fabulous and amazing bits. Those are true and I'll get that statement notarized, thank you very much). My IQ's 145 above average. I can figure out that Saturday is the universally accepted best day for a partay. I'm actually feeling bad that the flowers were sent the day after her celebration.

[locked from Orli]
I'm pissed. Despite my best efforts, details about my baby's party still got leaked to the press (Mom called to tell me). It's embarrassing to have the estimates of what everything cost (you know how those tabloid shows do it) plastered all over the place. I guess it's better that it got out after the actual party, and that usually happens with secret celeb type things, but I still feel bad. Next year, beach party on some secluded island where cameras haven't even been invented. Good? Good.
[/locked]

On the agenda today...

I have no idea. I'm going to make breakfast right now (according to Will's law, my Boo's birthday weekend doesn't end until midnight), then see what he wants to do from there.

ETA: Maybe we should have a manly workout to prove my manly manliness and dispel the rumors that I'm a big ol' girl. Just a thought.

[identity profile] orlandomuse.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should have a manly workout, then I should get fucked some more.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should make fucking you my manly workout.

[identity profile] orlandomuse.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*pretends to consider it*

Okay, just this one morning.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, you're too good to me, baby. I'll make the most of it.

[identity profile] orlandomuse.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You can do some pushups over me, then do some weights by picking me up and holding me against the wall.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, you're officially my personal trainer from now on.

[identity profile] lost-spiritus.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a big girl and...Will, I promise it wasn't me. I didn't do anything with photo's.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm the girl with the biggest penis! Honey, I know it wasn't you. It could have been any of the wait staff or just someone figuring out that a bunch of A listers gathering in one spot meant something.

[identity profile] lost-spiritus.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need to know about your length thank you.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Hey, there would be something wrong if another girl was bigger if you think about it.

[identity profile] lost-spiritus.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless she was going through the change.

[identity profile] lost-spiritus.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins*

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo Will. *laughs* You're gonna get me in trouble if you say stuff like that.

[locked]
Thought we spoke about that in a locked comment, man? I don't wanna stir up any trouble.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins* Saying stuff like what?

[locked]
The comment was locked from Orlando because of his party stuff. What kind of trouble can you stir up? There was a party, right? And someone else told me about it, too. Don't sweat it, man. The truth can never cause trouble.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Never mind.

[locked]
Thought it was locked from all. Like I said, just didn't wanna make it seem like anyone was choosing sides 'cause that's not it at all.

And oh boy, the truth can cause a lotta trouble, Will, believe me.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[locked]
*smiles* You're a good man, Ray. And if anyone would think that anyone was choosing sides because you told me something that was public knowledge, it's their problem, not yours or mine.

Locked from Orlando

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-01-16 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to burn it down.

Re: Locked from Orlando

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man... Can I bring marshmallows? *sighs*

Re: Locked from Orlando

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-01-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
No, because I'm serious.

Re: Locked from Orlando

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-18 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want anyone to get hurt.

Re: Locked from Orlando

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-01-18 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think I just hurt anyone?

Re: Locked from Orlando

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-19 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Accidents can happen.

Re: Locked from Orlando

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-01-19 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Outside of the war, the gunfights and the crazies; I can count the number of people I've shot on just my fingers, cops included. I don't let accidents happen.

Re: Locked from Orlando

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-01-20 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Snake smiled.



OOC: I'd like to thank Will for Snake's TM prompt this week. This thread is what brought it on.

ooc

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, well, Will says he's welcome :-) It's a good response and says a lot about him.

Re: ooc

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-01-20 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
:) That's why I love the novel so much. There is a lot to him that you don't get in the movies. He's really complex even if it's not obvious.

[identity profile] guitaraway.livejournal.com 2007-01-16 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
I always feel special when I think about how I'm friends with the 'dark hard male spotted with Orlando Bloom' ! Teeheehehee.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-01-16 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* You're a goof.