27 things

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From Orli and Wes.

I want to know 27 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my flist, so let me know who actually reads this thing and who has better things to do.


1. Can you cook?


2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?


3. What talent do you wish you had?


4. Favorite place?


5. Favorite vegetable?


6. What was the last book you read?


7. Are you Dirty or Clean?


8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?


9. Worst Habit?


HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...


1. Do we know each other outside of live journal?


2. What's your philosophy on life?


3. Negative or Optimistic?


4. What was your dream growing up?


5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?


6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face?


7. Tell me one weird fact about you:


8. Would you have my back or kick me when I'm down?


9. Do you Trust me?


10. Have you ever kept anything from me?


11. What do you think of me as a Person?


12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?


13. Would you cry for me if I died?


14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?


15. If you could change anything about me, would you?


16. How do you fall asleep?


17. Would you come over to yell at me or just call?


18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?


19. If I only had one day to live would you be honest or lie?


20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?


21. What is your worst fear?


22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?


23. How many times did you curse at me while filling out this thing?


24. Can you sing or dance?


25. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....


26. Do you think im cute/ugly/sexy/beautiful/hot/okay?


27. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?

Comments

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Unless he's gotten so many lapdances from chicks since then and just can't keep them straight.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yeah, that's a real concern! Hmm...is it hard to do a lap dance? I wonder if I could give him one while I interrogate him about yours.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

It's not hard to me, but I've been a dancer for a long time, so even before I was exoticking I knew how to move. If you're not one, it might be a little awkward, but you're welcome to give it a shot, of course. On the other hand, he probably won't be able to recall anything while you're doing that.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

You make a good point. I mean, if I'm doing it right, he'd better not be able to think about anything else!

And I had no idea that exoticking was a word.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

It is now.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I like it.

Could be a saucy little hobby to have. "I can't go out tonight, I'm staying at home and exoticking."

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Hobby, my ass. It's a hard job, man!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I only have hobbies that are hard jobs, so it fits right in!