27 things

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From Orli and Wes.

I want to know 27 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my flist, so let me know who actually reads this thing and who has better things to do.


1. Can you cook?


2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?


3. What talent do you wish you had?


4. Favorite place?


5. Favorite vegetable?


6. What was the last book you read?


7. Are you Dirty or Clean?


8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?


9. Worst Habit?


HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...


1. Do we know each other outside of live journal?


2. What's your philosophy on life?


3. Negative or Optimistic?


4. What was your dream growing up?


5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?


6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face?


7. Tell me one weird fact about you:


8. Would you have my back or kick me when I'm down?


9. Do you Trust me?


10. Have you ever kept anything from me?


11. What do you think of me as a Person?


12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?


13. Would you cry for me if I died?


14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?


15. If you could change anything about me, would you?


16. How do you fall asleep?


17. Would you come over to yell at me or just call?


18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?


19. If I only had one day to live would you be honest or lie?


20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?


21. What is your worst fear?


22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?


23. How many times did you curse at me while filling out this thing?


24. Can you sing or dance?


25. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....


26. Do you think im cute/ugly/sexy/beautiful/hot/okay?


27. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?

Comments

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping it'll be under an hour. It's really teeny. But if I like it, I might get more. I'm staying away from the dick, though.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake chuckled. Maybe round two I'll come out with you.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grins* That would be fun! I can see it, now. The tat artists looks at all your art and thinks you're really awesome. Then he sees my little thing, I ask for something else really teeny and his expression just says "pussy."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake chuckled. The guy I go to wouldn't. Least he did't with Aggie. though she did get two small ones and a piercing all at once.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Wow, piercings are a whole other way to go, huh? I don't even have pierced ears.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I got two. My left ear from when I left the military and of course my tongue.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Pierced tongues are pretty handy things to have.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Especially when you find out they have vibrating piercings studs.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake maneuvered his tongue around and there was a click. Grinnign Snake stuck out his spiked tongue piercing and sure enough it was vibrating.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*stares* Fuck, Snake. Do you have any clue how much use I could get out of that? Orli and I wouldn't leave the house for days.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake turns it off and grins. I know like you wouldn't believe. Why you think the furniture's always getting broken at home?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Are you handy with a hammer or do you have to buy replacement furniture each time?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

It can't always be fixed.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

That's a lot of furniture bills, Snake!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Why do you think I had to rob a bank. Starts to chuckle.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That's got to be the best reason for robbing a bank.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

"Sorry judge I had to rob the bank to replace the furniture my wife and I destroyed during a night of wild passion." Snake chuckled. Might go to the fucking looney bin instead of prison at least.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs harder* Or make the judge jealous of your sex life!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Chuckles. Isn't everyone jealous of it?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Probably. Well, everyone but me and Orli.