Poster meme!

[porter_inc]

I saw this in naughty_tess's journal.

Comments

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grins* Yeah, you're ancient. And sound very responsible.

Hmm, I never thought about that

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

That's a first.

I guess it's cool... but then it depends on the guy. Some are real creeps. Some are decent.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I hate to sound like a cranky old sexist, but if I had a daughter, I think I'd beat down any man who looked at her cross-eyed.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

But if you had a son you'd let girls crawl all over him?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Of course. I said I was sexist.

Actually, I think I'd be overly protective of my children, no matter the gender, and they'd end up resenting me and being bizarres shut ins. That's just one reason I don't want any.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I can have them do either. I'd probably let them do anything they wanted and they'd wind up hoodlums.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Between your hoodlums and my neurotic rejects, the world would be doomed.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Good thing we're safe so far.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

If only the world knew how grateful they should be to us.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooo shit.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Eh, we'll be heroes after we die. They'll erect statues.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. You said erect.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Heh...heh heh heh... Erect...

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm...

(The comment page is messed up)

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Well, I know we've got something in common. We both like when things are erect.


Fixed. Forgot to change the comments page!

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes we do.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Okay, describe your perfect man.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Erect.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! Mine too!

It's like we were separated at birth...

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're not really gay and could be my boyfriend.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I could totally be your boyfriend, girlfriend. Just as long as you didn't mind me sleeping with guys instead of you. Hmm, though that would still make me gay...

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Screw that. I like sex way too much.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Yeah, me too... You need to go uck your two boyfriends senseless and then come back and be my girlfriend.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Uck them? That sounds gross.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Damn. *curses fingers*

FUCK them.

There. I put the f in fuck.