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I know, I can tell. But don't worry, I don't plan on getting that wasted any time soon. I'm cutting back.
Thanks. And yeah. A lot of them pay just to be close to me. *waggles eyebrows*
Thanks. And yeah. A lot of them pay just to be close to me. *waggles eyebrows*
That's probably a great thing if you're really planning on going to school. Um, not that getting wasted and being in school are mutually exclusive. *coughs*
What's it like having all those men staring at you like that?
What's it like having all those men staring at you like that?
Yeah, if I go to school I'm going to concentrate on dancing and stuff. I'm too old for all that partying.
*shrugs* I don't know what it's like not to.
*shrugs* I don't know what it's like not to.
*grins* Yeah, you're ancient. And sound very responsible.
Hmm, I never thought about that
Hmm, I never thought about that
That's a first.
I guess it's cool... but then it depends on the guy. Some are real creeps. Some are decent.
I guess it's cool... but then it depends on the guy. Some are real creeps. Some are decent.
I hate to sound like a cranky old sexist, but if I had a daughter, I think I'd beat down any man who looked at her cross-eyed.
But if you had a son you'd let girls crawl all over him?
Of course. I said I was sexist.
Actually, I think I'd be overly protective of my children, no matter the gender, and they'd end up resenting me and being bizarres shut ins. That's just one reason I don't want any.
Actually, I think I'd be overly protective of my children, no matter the gender, and they'd end up resenting me and being bizarres shut ins. That's just one reason I don't want any.
I don't know if I can have them do either. I'd probably let them do anything they wanted and they'd wind up hoodlums.
Between your hoodlums and my neurotic rejects, the world would be doomed.
Good thing we're safe so far.
If only the world knew how grateful they should be to us.
Eh, we'll be heroes after we die. They'll erect statues.
Heh...heh heh heh... Erect...
Mmmmmm...
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Well, I know we've got something in common. We both like when things are erect.
Fixed. Forgot to change the comments page!
Fixed. Forgot to change the comments page!
Okay, describe your perfect man.
Oh my god! Mine too!
It's like we were separated at birth...
It's like we were separated at birth...
Maybe you're not really gay and could be my boyfriend.
I could totally be your boyfriend, girlfriend. Just as long as you didn't mind me sleeping with guys instead of you. Hmm, though that would still make me gay...
Screw that. I like sex way too much.
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