Ancient meme

[porter_inc]

If there is at least one person on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

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[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

More than one. *grins*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I'm starting to think that I should change that to "more than one person."

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

*grin*
But it does already say 'at least one', mely'o. I think that you are safe enough with that wording.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

That's true.

I actually have four people I'd like to do that to.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I know that one is Eruan'are, I hope that I also am counted so, but who else, melar, if I may ask?

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

You and Orli are definitely the top two. I'm getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

But another one is my best friend, Peter. We used to have a lot of sex, even when I was with my ex boyfriend. But when I got with Orli, I put a stop to that. But every now and then... I miss the way he tastes and smells, I miss the way it feels when we make love.

And the other one is *whispers* Wes. I've kind of had a crush on him since we met.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

'Hot and bothered', melar? I would have to agree with that very apt description, for it is very much what I myself feel when my thoughts wander to my melar'a as they do quite often. Indeed with an almost alarming frequency.

I have seen Peter and Wes, at Eruan'are's birthing day celebration and while pleasant to look upon, neither leaves me feeling as you describe. *grins*

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Well, I've got a thing for Peter because he's the first man I had sex with, and I find Wes so attractive and have for a while. *blushes*

But Orlando and you are the only ones who I'd act on it with because... Well, you're both delicious.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

(licks lips*
Delicious. Yes you are both delicious and I find myself suddenly quite famished.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I've never been so happy to feel like a snack!

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

And I shall devour you slowly, Lisse'amin.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

*soft moan*

I'm afraid to ask you all the things you call me. Gets me even more hot and bothered.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

Lisse'amin means my sweet. I have very fond memories of the taste of you covered in chocolate.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

*grins* Me too. Of you and Orli, I mean. I didn't taste myself.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

I find at odd moments, I can taste you both still.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

That happens to me, too! I wonder if it happens to Orli.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

I do not know, I know only that it leaves me with a great hunger to tast you both again.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can stay a little longer the next time we visit.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, say a thousand years?

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Don't you tempt me.

You know, Orli and I are considering building a cottage a way from the city, maybe near the ocean. Would you be more comfortable coming to visit us if we're not in the city? I know that you have a duty to guard, but when you are able to visit, we'd want it to be comfortable for you.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

You make me wish my wood were near the ocean, to have you live nearer to me.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

*smiles* That would be wonderful, wouldn't it?

When you came to Orlando's party, how long did it take you to get there?

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

It was not long, only a three day journey at speed.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

To show you how spoiled I am, that seems like a very long time to me.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

The fellowship's journey from Rivendell to the Final battle was near a year, melar, very little of that was by horse.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

I know it's no big deal to you, but ask me to do a three day journey on foot, and I'd have to pass it up. Is it weird that I find it kinda hot that you had to do that?

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

Hot? It is merely on foot in front of the other, corma'.

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

*smiles* It's not that, melar. It's your fitness, your stamina, your focus... I find it all really sexy.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

*wicked grin*
And the moreso when turned upon both you and Eruan'are?

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Maybe...

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

*grins*
Only maybe, mely'o'?

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Okay, definitely. *laughs* Yes, definitely definitely.

[woodlandprince.livejournal.com]

*sexy smirk*
I will keep that in mind when next we meet.