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porter_inc ([personal profile] porter_inc) wrote2007-03-06 02:26 am

Ancient meme

If there is at least one person on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
More than one. *grins*

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* I'm starting to think that I should change that to "more than one person."

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
But it does already say 'at least one', mely'o. I think that you are safe enough with that wording.

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
That's true.

I actually have four people I'd like to do that to.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed! I know that one is Eruan'are, I hope that I also am counted so, but who else, melar, if I may ask?

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
You and Orli are definitely the top two. I'm getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

But another one is my best friend, Peter. We used to have a lot of sex, even when I was with my ex boyfriend. But when I got with Orli, I put a stop to that. But every now and then... I miss the way he tastes and smells, I miss the way it feels when we make love.

And the other one is *whispers* Wes. I've kind of had a crush on him since we met.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
'Hot and bothered', melar? I would have to agree with that very apt description, for it is very much what I myself feel when my thoughts wander to my melar'a as they do quite often. Indeed with an almost alarming frequency.

I have seen Peter and Wes, at Eruan'are's birthing day celebration and while pleasant to look upon, neither leaves me feeling as you describe. *grins*

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I've got a thing for Peter because he's the first man I had sex with, and I find Wes so attractive and have for a while. *blushes*

But Orlando and you are the only ones who I'd act on it with because... Well, you're both delicious.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
(licks lips*
Delicious. Yes you are both delicious and I find myself suddenly quite famished.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, I've never been so happy to feel like a snack!

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
And I shall devour you slowly, Lisse'amin.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
*soft moan*

I'm afraid to ask you all the things you call me. Gets me even more hot and bothered.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Lisse'amin means my sweet. I have very fond memories of the taste of you covered in chocolate.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* Me too. Of you and Orli, I mean. I didn't taste myself.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I find at odd moments, I can taste you both still.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
That happens to me, too! I wonder if it happens to Orli.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not know, I know only that it leaves me with a great hunger to tast you both again.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-14 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we can stay a little longer the next time we visit.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, say a thousand years?

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-15 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Don't you tempt me.

You know, Orli and I are considering building a cottage a way from the city, maybe near the ocean. Would you be more comfortable coming to visit us if we're not in the city? I know that you have a duty to guard, but when you are able to visit, we'd want it to be comfortable for you.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
You make me wish my wood were near the ocean, to have you live nearer to me.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
*smiles* That would be wonderful, wouldn't it?

When you came to Orlando's party, how long did it take you to get there?

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It was not long, only a three day journey at speed.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-17 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
To show you how spoiled I am, that seems like a very long time to me.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-17 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
The fellowship's journey from Rivendell to the Final battle was near a year, melar, very little of that was by horse.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-17 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
I know it's no big deal to you, but ask me to do a three day journey on foot, and I'd have to pass it up. Is it weird that I find it kinda hot that you had to do that?

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-17 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot? It is merely on foot in front of the other, corma'.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-24 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
*smiles* It's not that, melar. It's your fitness, your stamina, your focus... I find it all really sexy.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-24 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*wicked grin*
And the moreso when turned upon both you and Eruan'are?

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-24 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Only maybe, mely'o'?

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-25 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, definitely. *laughs* Yes, definitely definitely.

[identity profile] woodlandprince.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
*sexy smirk*
I will keep that in mind when next we meet.