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porter_inc) wrote2006-12-16 11:02 pm
porter_inc) wrote2006-12-16 11:02 pm
Entry tags:
100moods: Silly
Title: Letter to Santa
Word Count: 259
Rating: G
Notes: Present day
Summary: Will's feeling goofy and pens a letter to Santa.
Dear Mr. Claus:
While I am sure you are aware that I have been mostly nice, this year, I am writing to request that you bypass my home this Christmas. You see, besides the friends and family I am blessed to have, I've already been given the only gift I could ever want.
Just in case you've been hiding under a rock (or an iceberg), and don't know what gift I'm talking about, let me describe him for you. My gift's about 5'11, has dark brown hair, brown eyes,the cutest ass, a brilliant smile and kisses like an angel is one of the sweetest human beings I've ever known. I'm afraid that anything you put under the tree for me would pale in comparison, and I would really, really hate to seem ungrateful. Maybe you could give my presents to a deserving person so they don't go to waste (though if you were going to leave me anything I could happily share with my babycakes, feel free).
If you're so inclined, would you mind giving me some advice on making a relationship last? You and Mrs. Claus have been together forever and are quite an inspiration. I imagine that living in an environment where snuggling is called for on a regular basis must contribute to your longevity, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. Any advice you have would be much appreciated.
Thank you for your time. I hope you have a safe trip.
Sincerely,
William T. Porter
P.S. Say hi to the reindeer for me!
Word Count: 259
Rating: G
Notes: Present day
Summary: Will's feeling goofy and pens a letter to Santa.
Dear Mr. Claus:
While I am sure you are aware that I have been mostly nice, this year, I am writing to request that you bypass my home this Christmas. You see, besides the friends and family I am blessed to have, I've already been given the only gift I could ever want.
Just in case you've been hiding under a rock (or an iceberg), and don't know what gift I'm talking about, let me describe him for you. My gift's about 5'11, has dark brown hair, brown eyes,
If you're so inclined, would you mind giving me some advice on making a relationship last? You and Mrs. Claus have been together forever and are quite an inspiration. I imagine that living in an environment where snuggling is called for on a regular basis must contribute to your longevity, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. Any advice you have would be much appreciated.
Thank you for your time. I hope you have a safe trip.
Sincerely,
William T. Porter
P.S. Say hi to the reindeer for me!