Oh but darlin', I'll be the perfect hostess and leave you a full larder, a car to drive and and a nice empty cottage so the two of you can be alone, with no one the wiser where in the world you've run off tae. You want to see my smiling face, you can motor off down tae Edinburgh, where my house is, other than that you two will be all to your ownsome, just the Loch, the cot and the sheep.
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