Poster meme!

[porter_inc]

I saw this in naughty_tess's journal.

Comments

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're not really gay and could be my boyfriend.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I could totally be your boyfriend, girlfriend. Just as long as you didn't mind me sleeping with guys instead of you. Hmm, though that would still make me gay...

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Screw that. I like sex way too much.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Yeah, me too... You need to go uck your two boyfriends senseless and then come back and be my girlfriend.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Uck them? That sounds gross.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Damn. *curses fingers*

FUCK them.

There. I put the f in fuck.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Oh, you did? You must be pretty good then. Tease.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I'm really good.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Cut it out.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

I am. I can do things with my mouth and tongue that would make you scream and beg me to never stop.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

If you don't stop it you'll have to prove it.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* They'd take away my membership in the Friends of Dorothy Club.

But, you know, I was married for many years. My wife taught me a few things and she'd be able to vouch for me. She might hate me now, but she has to admit I kept her happy in the bedroom.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

Well, good. So you're not completely adverse to doing things with women. Let's hit the sack.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*grins* Okay.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

*hits*

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs*