http://ex-will-port106.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] porter_inc 2006-04-06 03:49 am (UTC)

*laughs* They'd take away my membership in the Friends of Dorothy Club.

But, you know, I was married for many years. My wife taught me a few things and she'd be able to vouch for me. She might hate me now, but she has to admit I kept her happy in the bedroom.

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