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*sigh* Yeah, me too... You need to go uck your two boyfriends senseless and then come back and be my girlfriend.
Uck them? That sounds gross.
Damn. *curses fingers*
FUCK them.
There. I put the f in fuck.
FUCK them.
There. I put the f in fuck.
Oh, you did? You must be pretty good then. Tease.
I am. I can do things with my mouth and tongue that would make you scream and beg me to never stop.
If you don't stop it you'll have to prove it.
*laughs* They'd take away my membership in the Friends of Dorothy Club.
But, you know, I was married for many years. My wife taught me a few things and she'd be able to vouch for me. She might hate me now, but she has to admit I kept her happy in the bedroom.
But, you know, I was married for many years. My wife taught me a few things and she'd be able to vouch for me. She might hate me now, but she has to admit I kept her happy in the bedroom.
Well, good. So you're not completely adverse to doing things with women. Let's hit the sack.
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