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porter_inc ([personal profile] porter_inc) wrote2007-03-05 07:02 pm
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There are only 24 hours in a day. I find this extremely annoying. Now that I'm sleeping (though not keeping regular hours, by any means), I have to actually give up some of that time for catching zzzzs. Bah. Since I've promised myself not to spend all my free time in front of the computer now that Mom's feeling (relatively) better and I have more of it, I need a few of those hours for things like chores, my other hobbies, applying for jobs, actually moving around, etc. (And it was my birthday week, so that sucked up some time, too.) All of this is to say that Will's absence over the past week is pretty indicative of how things are going to be until I get tired of having other things to do. I apologize for the lag. To be honest, the tags he'll be keeping up with regularly are Orli's because...well, that's his hubby. He'd better (plus, he'd slit my throat if I got between him and his Boo). That doesn't mean he's not talking to anyone else, it just means that he'll be slow with his friends. He's annoyed with me for thinking that anything else needs my attention, btw.

I'm also going to have to make my new pup prompt only because it won't be cool to be trying to catch Will up and starting RP stuff with new boy. So, if you've been waiting for [livejournal.com profile] bre_skin to respond, this is why he's been MIA. Turning a year older sort of made me want to prioritize and get my shit together. Will loves all his friends, I love playing with you guys, but I can't keep up with everything the way I was (sorta) doing before and still have a life AFK. I want being online to be a pastime, not a career, and while I can (and do) apologize for lagging, I can't feel bad for wanting to do other things.

So, the bottom line is Will is around, he's just sloooooooooooooooooooow unless your name's Orlando (or, in some cases, Points). I figured it's best to just be upfront and honest about everything, and explain rather than keep everyone hanging with complete silence. (And I know that if anyone with a pup who has a SO had to choose between tagging said SO and tagging buddies because of a lack of time, they'd pick their SO first and then their buds. Even if they won't admit it.) I AM going to try and set aside some time to answer everything in my mailbox, though.

If you have any questions, please ask!!


[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-06 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
HAPPY Birthday.

Snake does the same when I'm in a time crunch. Kids and wife come first then everyone else. :)

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-03-06 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :-D

Exactly! I'm trying to clear out my inbox tonight just because I'm determined. IT's funny how much time can fly by when I'm not paying attention.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I know all about the inbox. I skipped a day or two in there and it is a mess!

[identity profile] ohhh-will.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
So this means no Will and Butch, right? That's fine for now, because I still haven't really thought of anything. It's driving me nuts!

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I was thinking of having Butch call Will up with the news that he was going straight because he got a 'real' job, but I wasn't sure what they'd do after that.

[identity profile] ohhh-will.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
We could have them both become heart surgeons...

[identity profile] ex-will-port106.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, that would be awesome!!

What about reality show contestants?

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Who perform heart surgery on people, and the first one who finishes wins!

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's brilliant!

And I really like it when my RP can have a realistic bent like that.

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It is! And they can be porn stars WHILE they're doing heart surgery. Oh, this just gets better and better.

Btw, I saw the skit that icon is from last weekend. It was funny.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we've officially gotten over the writer's block!

Hee!! I don't know why it makes me giggle so much. There's a part where Jakey says Andy's real name, then tries to cover it up (badly). "Andy...miral Spaceship." I love spoofy badness.

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw right! I'll set up the post!

Hehe. I didn't notice that because I don't know the names of any of the new SNL people. It was pure chance I saw this flipping channels. One of my favorite goofs was years ago when Christian Slater was on, and he'd turned into a werewolf, and the camera cut to him when he was still taking his teeth out to become human again. And another time, Brendan Fraser was on and his wig fell off. And then ANOTHER time, that dude who was dating Jennifer Aniston was on, and someone tossed a pair of underwear over their shoulder and it landed on his head. :)

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Real goofs are hilarious on that show!!

These were all planned. The tinfoil suit still makes me giggle. I used to make tinfoil accessories when I'd run around in my Wonder Woman bathing suit when I was wee.

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. :) It was always funny watching Dennis Miller trying not to laugh when Dana Carvey was impersonating him during the news.

Awwwwww! I want pictures!!! I had Wonder Woman Underoos, but not pictures. :(

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
There are no pictures (thank god). I used to have Supergirl Underoos!! I liked them because of the little bra.

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Rats. Slut! ;) I just liked them because they were Wonder Woman. I think Lynda Carter might have been my first Girl Crush.

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)

She and The Bionic Woman were mine. *sigh* Jamie Sommers was so pretty...

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not a dyke! I'm a Lipstick Lesbian. :P

I didn't watch that. After WW I always watched The Incredible Hulk, but I didn't have a crush on him. :)

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You can still be a dyke if you're femme. :-P

I think I might have had a crush on Steve Austin, but I can't remember. I still have a crush on LC and Lindsay Wagner, though. It's weird....

[identity profile] naughty-tess.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as I can look like a girl.

Tee hee. Soon, they will overpower your crush on Jake and you'll make pups of them who want to marry Orlando. ;)

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL Dork.

Let's not get crazy now. Will is the only man for Orli and vice versa. LC and LW just wouldn't work. :-D

[identity profile] ohhh-will.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, man. I was looking forward to the sex scenes. *sigh*

[identity profile] will-porter.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, I know. But you'll have to get your pervy kicks elsewhere, hon.

[identity profile] ohhh-will.livejournal.com 2007-03-09 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
*runs off crying*